
There’s a promotion going on for SoBe Lifewater. As part of the marketing push, one promoter emailed Chris Brogan with an offer to send a case of the product along if he so desired. The following is a word-for-word copy of the email as quoted by Brogan:
Hey. Were sending out incase influencer packages for our client, SoBe Lifewater. Tge packages are going to interesting people from the world of film, music, sports and digital. If you have any interest feel free to check out the link that shows past campaigns or just an email me an address and I’ll get it out to you. All the best. [link removed]
It’s not very well written. It’s pretty terrible, actually.
As I see it, there are three ways to respond to such an email:
- Delete the email – You could even go so far as to report the email as spam and block the sender’s account if you wished.
- Post a copy of the email and rant about how bad it is on your blog – Chris chose this option.
- Contact the author – Pleasantly offer to turn a failed marketing effort into a learning experience.
The first option is simple. The second option is probably something you could derive enjoyment from in the short term. The third option offers an entire world of possibility.
You might ask, “Seriously, Seth? A world of possibility? How is emailing some no-name marketing grunt going to change the world for anybody?”
Here’s one possible timeline:
- Grunt emails Chris.
- Chris emails grunt with a quick explanation of who he is and what he does. (Do you have a short bio you can cut-and-paste yet? If not, get one.) He offers to give Grunt some quick pointers on optimizing his email efforts.
- Grunt, now aware that the “guy from the list of 5,000 social media influencers email list” is offering to help, agrees to a quick phone conversation.
- As the conversation is winding down, (It need not be long. Just enough to get a few points across) Grunt mentions that his project manager might want to speak with Chris. Contact info is exchanged.
- After a few conversations with members of the agency hired to promote SoBe, Chris is hired to do a series of workshops on using new media.
Is that an unrealistic timeline? Possibly. However, experience has taught me–in both positive and negative ways–that every point of contact matters. There’s just something about people who position themselves as resources and treat others with respect that draws me in.
How about you?

Goodbye to those who follow me because they know that I know that it’s considered “rude” to not follow somebody back. If I send my 9 foot tall, 550lb, lady friend to make out with you, you’ll not turn her away because that would be rude, right? Ha! A false sense of propriety will serve you badly in your analog life and feed spammers in your Twitter experience. Enough!