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How to maximize retweets:
Step 1: Say, do, or share something remarkable.
Step 2: People will then remark upon what you said, did, or shared.
Step 3: Count all the remarks and gloat over how many you have.
You can observe how remarks relate to remarkability in the professional flow chart below:
That’s all there is to it! Note that combining kittens (always remarkable–did you know there are THREE kittens just in this post?) with a flowchart (multiplies expert points by 300%) creates a highly remarkable presentation.
So remarkable, in fact, that visitors will feel compelled to immediately retweet your post just like you’re doing to this one right now.
I still think Bacon and Eggs (http://www.justinparks.com/bacon-eggs-guide-retweet-twitter/) have more of an effect on RTs, not stupid kittens.
By the way, I totally agree with you on this (obviously) and lucky for you I had Bacon and Eggs this morning. Retweeting (and I even took the time to comment, hows that for commitment!
1. You’re a total spammer for linking to your own post in such a short comment.
2. Yeah, I had expected you to be so committed as to leave a comment as well!
Haha! Thanks Justin!
ah yer just jealous that kittens don’t taste like bacon and eggs.
Also remember to include the term “BREAKING!” at the head of your tweet. Its power is irresistible.
I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT TWEETING IN ALL CAPS AS WELL. BREAKING: SALVATION IS NEAR!
something along those lines. =)
You forgot that it totally helps to say:
“I AM remarkable – read my blog to see how I …”
That is guar-an-teeeed RT fodder. And, frankly, how you could leave it off, I simply dunno. I’ll need to take a RT of this post under advisement as a result.